Mexico’s gonna be paying<\/a> for this too.<\/p>\n“And if you haven’t heard the news by now, no one makes deals like I do,” Trump boasted as the crowd of fifty thousand broke out into chants of ‘Make ’em pay, make ’em pay!’<\/p>\n
Once the crowd died down, he reached into his expensive suit jacket and took out a small yellow calculator.<\/p>\n
“Okay, folks,” he said, tapping the calculator, “that’ll be approximately 56,405 US dollars, give or take a few cents. So, is that the best deal, or what?”<\/p>\n
Calls to former Mexican president Vicente Fox were forwarded to the Vatican.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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