{"id":31932,"date":"2025-02-15T13:47:22","date_gmt":"2025-02-15T18:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=31932"},"modified":"2025-02-15T13:47:22","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T18:47:22","slug":"nervous-elizabeth-warren-sends-up-smoke-signals-to-warn-democrats-of-elon-musks-upcoming-audit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/15\/nervous-elizabeth-warren-sends-up-smoke-signals-to-warn-democrats-of-elon-musks-upcoming-audit\/","title":{"rendered":"Nervous Elizabeth Warren Sends Up Smoke Signals To Warn Democrats Of Elon Musk&#8217;s Upcoming Audit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; After hearing the unfortunate news that a federal judge had blocked her attempt to stop Elon Musk&#8217;s DOGE from auditing her organization CFPB, proud squaw Elizabeth Warren nervously sent smoke signals up into the sky to warn her fellow Democrat politicians that President Trump&#8217;s team was going to be looking into all the finances of various entities.<\/p>\n<p>Dressed in traditional American Indian clothing, <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pocahontas\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Elizabeth Warren<\/a> got a fire started and then used the rising smoke to communicate a message to Congress that DOGE was getting closer to uncovering the year&#8217;s of possible fraud and money laundering being perpetrated by sitting members of Congress.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Me hope my White colleagues understand my Native people&#8217;s message,&#8221; said Warren as she transmitted the bad news. &#8220;Racist White eye Elon Musk try to stop proud squaw Elizabeth Warren from committing fraud and stealing American colonizer&#8217;s money. Me warn other Democrats to hide much evidence before the White man&#8217;s team led by Big Balls gets me sent to prison.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Warren then got up and began howling and jumping around in some type of unorthodox rain dance, praying to the Great Spirit to send a corrupt, leftwing federal judge to block <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/14\/elon-musk-selling-ad-space-on-spacex-rocket\/\">Elon Musk&#8217;s<\/a> DOGE team from accessing all her questionable records.<\/p>\n<p>With her mission to stop DOGE a failure, Warren left Washington, DC in shame and then walked a long, five minute Trail of Tears back to her multimillion dollar mansion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; After hearing the unfortunate news that a federal judge had blocked her attempt to stop Elon Musk&#8217;s DOGE from auditing her organization CFPB, proud squaw Elizabeth Warren nervously sent smoke signals up into the sky to warn her fellow Democrat politicians that President Trump&#8217;s team was going to be looking into all the finances [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31933,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[404,1233,1344,1113],"class_list":["post-31932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-democrat","tag-elizabeth-warren","tag-elon-musk","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31932\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}