{"id":31904,"date":"2025-02-12T13:40:23","date_gmt":"2025-02-12T18:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=31904"},"modified":"2025-02-12T13:50:02","modified_gmt":"2025-02-12T18:50:02","slug":"sad-trans-squirrel-in-guatemala-wondering-how-its-going-to-finish-transitioning-after-usaid-funding-stopped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/12\/sad-trans-squirrel-in-guatemala-wondering-how-its-going-to-finish-transitioning-after-usaid-funding-stopped\/","title":{"rendered":"Sad: Trans Squirrel In Guatemala Wondering How It’s Going To Finish Transitioning After USAID Funding Stopped"},"content":{"rendered":"

GUATEMALA CITY, GUATEMALA– Elon Musk’s DOGE and President Donald Trump’s cutting of corrupt USAID funding to nations around the world has left countless individuals in despair, including a large group of transgender squirrels in Guatemala that were depending on the continuing payments to help finish transitioning to the opposite gender.<\/p>\n

According to Musk, USAID was funding so many unnecessary things around the world, including creating DEI policies in Egypt, a new Sesame Street show in Iraq, teaching Sri Lankan journalists how to use proper pronouns, and also gender surgeries for trans squirrels in Guatemala.<\/p>\n

“How will I finish transitioning now that President Trump cut off my necessary funding?’ A Guatemalan trans squirrel asked, choosing to remain anonymous. “I’ve already run out of my female hormones and my furry beard is starting to grow back. I only had one breast implant done and was awaiting the USAID funding to pay for my other breast. Now I just look like I have one acorn stuck on the side of my chest. Thanks a lot, Trump.”<\/p>\n

Approximately $800 billion was going to funding transgender<\/a> squirrel surgeries in Guatemala, with about $100 of that money actually going to the squirrels and the other $799999999900 going to US politician’s money laundering operation.<\/p>\n

UPDATE:<\/strong> It was just reported that a Biden-appointed federal judge had blocked Trump’s freezing of USAID money to pay for Guatemalan rodent sex surgeries, with many Democrats calling this a win for democracy and also their bank accounts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

GUATEMALA CITY, GUATEMALA– Elon Musk’s DOGE and President Donald Trump’s cutting of corrupt USAID funding to nations around the world has left countless individuals in despair, including a large group of transgender squirrels in Guatemala that were depending on the continuing payments to help finish transitioning to the opposite gender. According to Musk, USAID was […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31911,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[1143,39,1344,1114,69,134],"class_list":["post-31904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-animal","tag-donald-trump","tag-elon-musk","tag-rated-pg","tag-squirrel","tag-transgender"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31904\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}