{"id":31896,"date":"2025-02-11T16:34:12","date_gmt":"2025-02-11T21:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=31896"},"modified":"2025-02-11T16:34:12","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T21:34:12","slug":"media-submits-retraction-after-discovering-corpse-found-in-congress-was-just-mitch-mcconnell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/11\/media-submits-retraction-after-discovering-corpse-found-in-congress-was-just-mitch-mcconnell\/","title":{"rendered":"Media Submits Retraction After Discovering Corpse Found In Congress Was Just Mitch McConnell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; News media outlets have apologized after reporting that a dead body was discovered in Congress, only later to discover that the seemingly lifeless corpse was just the very much alive Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We have an update on the body discovered inside Congress this morning,&#8221; said a Fox News host with a smirk on her face. &#8220;Earlier we reported that Congressional aides had located a dead body inside of Capitol Hill, but the corpse was later identified as only Senator Mitch McConnell. We apologize for the inconvenience, or for getting too many people&#8217;s hopes up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The 192-year-old <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/12\/im-perfectly-capable-of-doing-my-job-blinks-mitch-mcconnell-in-morse-code-from-an-icu-hospital-bed\/\">Mitch McConnell<\/a>, who now communicates through blinking, said that he was perfectly fine, and that he can still do his job just as well as he did over one hundred years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Various news media outlets later announced yet another retraction after reporting that another dead body had been found, but was later identified as the still breathing Maxine Waters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; News media outlets have apologized after reporting that a dead body was discovered in Congress, only later to discover that the seemingly lifeless corpse was just the very much alive Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell. &#8220;We have an update on the body discovered inside Congress this morning,&#8221; said a Fox News host with a smirk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31897,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[153,35,1342,1114],"class_list":["post-31896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-congress","tag-dead","tag-mitch-mcconnell","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31896\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}