{"id":31865,"date":"2025-02-10T10:57:01","date_gmt":"2025-02-10T15:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=31865"},"modified":"2025-02-10T10:57:01","modified_gmt":"2025-02-10T15:57:01","slug":"no-one-in-canada-notices-as-justin-trudeau-replaced-with-cardboard-cutout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/10\/no-one-in-canada-notices-as-justin-trudeau-replaced-with-cardboard-cutout\/","title":{"rendered":"No One In Canada Notices As Justin Trudeau Replaced With Cardboard Cutout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OTTAWA, CANADA&#8211; After Justin Trudeau left for his trip to Paris, the Liberal Party of Canada quietly replaced the Canadian prime minister with a life-size cardboard cutout, with Canadian citizens not even realizing it at first being that Trudeau doesn&#8217;t do much anyway.<\/p>\n<p>The Liberal Party replaced <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/17\/trudeau-boasts-a-win-after-negotiating-with-trump-to-make-canada-the-50th-and-a-half-state-of-the-us\/\">Justin Trudeau<\/a> with the cardboard cutout version so that hopefully no one would notice the prime minister had flown to Europe in his carbon-producing private jet, but it eventually had the opposite effect after cardboard Trudeau had turned out to be a more functional leader and a vast improvement over the Canada-destroying human PM.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to take this opportunity to actually praise my Liberal opponent, Prime Minister Trudeau,&#8221; said Conservative Pierre Poilievre, speaking to the carboard Trudeau in the House of Commons. &#8220;The prime minister has not argued or lied his way through any of my grievances, just standing there in agreement that he&#8217;s the worst prime minister in Canadian history. I&#8217;ve never seen the prime minister work this hard before and have so much enthusiasm.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fidel_Castro\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Justin Trudeau<\/a> has faced intense criticism for not doing anything productive for Canada, with the life-sized cardboard cutout version actually getting more work done than its human predecessor.<\/p>\n<p>Cardboard Trudeau&#8217;s favorability rating started to rise due to it&#8217;s unwavering willingness to work with the Conservative Party in getting positive things done to improve Canada.<\/p>\n<p>After finally learning that the cardboard standee had replaced the real Trudeau, Canadians called on their leaders to keep the cardboard Trudeau over the real dummy Trudeau.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OTTAWA, CANADA&#8211; After Justin Trudeau left for his trip to Paris, the Liberal Party of Canada quietly replaced the Canadian prime minister with a life-size cardboard cutout, with Canadian citizens not even realizing it at first being that Trudeau doesn&#8217;t do much anyway. The Liberal Party replaced Justin Trudeau with the cardboard cutout version so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31866,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[259,568,1113],"class_list":["post-31865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-canada","tag-justin-trudeau","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31865\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}