Trudeau<\/a> was creating the position of Fentanyl Czar, Hunter Biden quickly called up the Canadian prime minister and offered his services for free.<\/p>\n“Uh, yes, Mr. Trudeau, that’s right, I’ll work for free,” said Hunter over the phone as he sweated profusely. “I, um, really would love that job and I believe that I’m extremely qualified for the position because I have an intimate knowledge of drugs. And believe me, I promise I’m not begging for that position because I’m trying to get my hands on any of those drugs to consume or sell. I swear on my father’s name. Trust me, I’m a Biden.”<\/p>\n
Hunter Biden reiterated the fact that he has absolutely no bad intentions because he has turned his life around after receiving a full pardon from his father Joe Biden for all of his crimes, including ones for drugs.<\/p>\n
Later it was reported that Hunter had withdrew his application to be Canada’s Fentanyl Czar after hearing that another position had opened up for a Cocaine Czar in Mexico.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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