{"id":31662,"date":"2025-01-22T10:54:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-22T15:54:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=31662"},"modified":"2025-01-22T10:54:05","modified_gmt":"2025-01-22T15:54:05","slug":"gavin-newsom-wanted-for-impersonating-a-governor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/22\/gavin-newsom-wanted-for-impersonating-a-governor\/","title":{"rendered":"Gavin Newsom Wanted For Impersonating A Governor"},"content":{"rendered":"

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA– The newly reformed Trump-era FBI has recently been trying to locate a man named Gavin Newsom, who has been impersonating a real governor and is asking for the public’s assistance in locating the incompetent poser.<\/p>\n

According to the official report, Gavin Newsom<\/a> has been pretending to be a real governor but without actually doing his job, and was last seem avoiding accountability and responsibility that is expected of an elected official.<\/p>\n

“Gavin Newsom has been a bad boy,” said FBI Special Agent Hung Overton to news reporters. “Mr. Newsom has been pretending to be a governor for the last six years, and has basically been doing the complete opposite of what a real governor is supposed to do. After watching his response to the California wildfires, I said to myself that there’s no way this guy can be a real governor.”<\/p>\n

After Newsom<\/a> almost completely destroyed the once great state of California, authorities came to the inevitable conclusion that Newsom has been impersonating the governor of California for his own personal gain.<\/p>\n

Due to the seriousness of the charges, Newsom has also been placed on the FBI’s ten most wanted list in the number two spot, right under Amy Schumer, who is currently being investigated for impersonating a comedienne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA– The newly reformed Trump-era FBI has recently been trying to locate a man named Gavin Newsom, who has been impersonating a real governor and is asking for the public’s assistance in locating the incompetent poser. According to the official report, Gavin Newsom has been pretending to be a real governor but without actually […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31663,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[41,180,1262,1113],"class_list":["post-31662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-crime","tag-fbi","tag-gavin-newsom","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31662\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}