{"id":31279,"date":"2024-12-04T15:04:43","date_gmt":"2024-12-04T20:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=31279"},"modified":"2024-12-04T15:04:43","modified_gmt":"2024-12-04T20:04:43","slug":"4d-chess-trudeau-outmaneuvers-trump-by-putting-tariffs-on-canadian-exports-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/04\/4d-chess-trudeau-outmaneuvers-trump-by-putting-tariffs-on-canadian-exports-first\/","title":{"rendered":"4D Chess: Trudeau Outmaneuvers Trump By Putting Tariffs On Canadian Exports First"},"content":{"rendered":"

OTTAWA, CANADA– In a surprise move meant to beat Donald Trump at his own game, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has just announced that starting immediately he will be placing a 25% tariff on all Canadian products being exported to the US with the billions of dollars made off the self-imposed taxes being sent to the United States.<\/p>\n

Prime minister Trudeau<\/a> gave a press conference to brag about how he one-upped Trump by placing the tariffs on Canadian goods before Trump even gets into office, taking away any leverage that the American president has once he gets into office.<\/p>\n

“As your prime minister, I promise that I will always put Canada last,” said Trudeau as he reapplied his red lipstick and then looked menacingly at the cameras. “So, starting immediately, I am placing a twenty-five percent tariff on all Canadian exports to the United States before President Trump gets into office. What’s Trump going to threaten me with if I put tariffs on Canadian goods first? Looks like I just took the wind out of President Trump’s sails.”<\/p>\n

Responses to the prime minister’s self-imposed tariffs on all Canadian goods to the US was met with mixed reactions, with some Canadian citizens calling Trudeau an idiot while others called him a f***ing idiot.<\/p>\n

At publishing time, Trump<\/a> responded to Trudeau’s threat by making the tariffs ten percent higher.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OTTAWA, CANADA– In a surprise move meant to beat Donald Trump at his own game, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has just announced that starting immediately he will be placing a 25% tariff on all Canadian products being exported to the US with the billions of dollars made off the self-imposed taxes being sent to the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31280,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[259,39,568,1114,1399],"class_list":["post-31279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-canada","tag-donald-trump","tag-justin-trudeau","tag-rated-pg","tag-trudeau"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31279\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}