OULU, FINLAND–\u00a0In the midst of the presidential race, Republican candidate Donald Trump recently released yet another book that he guarantees is the most beautiful book the world has ever seen.<\/p>\n
At a book signing\u00a0in Finland, Trump told a crowd of fifty non-English speaking library patrons\u00a0that his latest book trumps every single book that he has ever released in the past.<\/p>\n
“Folks, is the most beautiful book you’ve ever seen, or what?” Trump asked the silent\u00a0crowd as he held up a copy of “My New Book Is Beautiful”. “The lining, the texture, the color. My God, the color. I’ve never seen anyone in the history of the world ever get a book this close to the color of money. If I didn’t know any better I’d swear this book came from above.”<\/p>\n
While the crowd of confused people mumbled among themselves, Trump went on.<\/p>\n
“And I wanna let every one of you folks know,” Trump added, signing a book and then throwing it at a student\u00a0studying in a corner, “that if I become president, I’ll make the best deals with Finland like you couldn’t possibly imagine. I’ll bring more Finnish jobs to America and build a ton of Finnish cheese manufacturing plants across the country.”<\/p>\n
Look for Donald Trump’s new book “My New Book Is Beautiful” in Finnish beauty supply retailers or wherever uglier books aren’t sold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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