{"id":30641,"date":"2024-09-14T10:49:30","date_gmt":"2024-09-14T15:49:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=30641"},"modified":"2024-09-14T10:49:30","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T15:49:30","slug":"john-wick-returns-for-revenge-after-haitians-eat-his-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/09\/14\/john-wick-returns-for-revenge-after-haitians-eat-his-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"John Wick Returns For Revenge After Haitians Eat His Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"

SPRINGFIELD, OHIO– A new John Wick movie will be released early next year starring actor Keanu Reeves, with the story revolving around the assassin coming out of retirement to seek revenge after a group of illegal Haitians eat his new dog.<\/p>\n

The latest chapter in the John Wick saga is titled John Wick 5: Haiti<\/em> and follows the main character around as he hunts down the Haitians<\/a> who ate both his pet dog and the pets of numerous other residents in the area.<\/p>\n

The story takes place in the quiet little town of Springfield, Ohio, where the lead character Wick settled down to live a quiet life with his new pet dog before a group of illegal aliens from Haiti<\/a> brought in by the current president stole his dog and then ate it and used its bones for black magic rituals.<\/p>\n

“Never eat a man’s dog,” said Wick in one brutal scene where he calls a group of Haitians a couple bad names. “That wasn’t just a dog. It was my dog. It was a dog that had hair and a tail. And you ate it. And now I’m going to eat you.”<\/p>\n

After John Wick finished disposing of the violent, pet-eating Haitians, news media outlets were quick to label Wick as a right-wing racist bigot and a corrupt District Attorney from New York quickly filed charges against him for failing to report some of his assassin earnings on last year’s tax return.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SPRINGFIELD, OHIO– A new John Wick movie will be released early next year starring actor Keanu Reeves, with the story revolving around the assassin coming out of retirement to seek revenge after a group of illegal Haitians eat his new dog. The latest chapter in the John Wick saga is titled John Wick 5: Haiti […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30642,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1143,34,75,1118,1114],"class_list":["post-30641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-entertainment","tag-animal","tag-celebrity","tag-dog","tag-movie","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30641\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}