PARIS, FRANCE– Paris police today arrested celebrity\u00a0skunk Pep\u00e9 Le Pew in connection with the alleged drugging and sexual assault\u00a0of numerous\u00a0female costars.<\/p>\n
The arrest comes three days after a judge rejected Le Pew’s anticipatory bail to evade arrest. Le Pew\u00a0had alleged that the allegations against him were part of a major conspiracy to get rid of him after he accidentally sprayed a very powerful, unidentified television producer with liquid from his anal scent glands.<\/p>\n
According to police, over\u00a0fifty\u00a0actresses have come forward\u00a0and accused Le Pew of\u00a0taking them back to his house, drugging them, and then sexually assaulting them.<\/p>\n
“The proof is in the pudding,” Detective Pierre LaFontaine said by way of translator. “After playing such a beloved character on TV for decades, Mr. Le Pew has now earned the title as the stinkiest celebrity alive.”<\/p>\n
The accused went into hiding since last week after police raided several places looking for him.<\/p>\n
According to sources, police found Le Pew by following his foul scent from as far as two miles away and have formally indicted the smelly skunk on multiple counts of rape and sexual assault.<\/p>\n
In addition to a possible prison sentence, Le Pew may also be ordered to register as a sex offender.<\/p>\n
Pep\u00e9 Le Pew is an Academy Award-winning cartoon actor best known for playing stalkers who stroll around Paris in the springtime looking for love.<\/p>\n
Police are encouraging any other cartoon actresses who may have been assaulted by Mr. Le Pew to call the sexual assault hotline 1-555-SKUNKED.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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