{"id":30435,"date":"2024-08-22T12:28:50","date_gmt":"2024-08-22T17:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=30435"},"modified":"2024-08-22T12:28:50","modified_gmt":"2024-08-22T17:28:50","slug":"hunter-biden-runs-up-the-dnc-stage-after-white-baggie-falls-out-of-nancy-pelosis-pocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/08\/22\/hunter-biden-runs-up-the-dnc-stage-after-white-baggie-falls-out-of-nancy-pelosis-pocket\/","title":{"rendered":"Hunter Biden Runs Up The DNC Stage After White Baggie Falls Out Of Nancy Pelosi’s Pocket"},"content":{"rendered":"

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS– A strange occurrence happened at the DNC this week when an unknown object resembling a bag containing a white substance fell out of Nancy Pelosi’s clothes, causing Hunter Biden to quickly rush the stage and rub his nose all over it.<\/p>\n

The white baggie incident occurred after Pelosi walked out onto stage at the Democratic National Convention<\/a> to give a very thought-provoking DNC speech on why the orange man Trump is bad, with Hunter quickly recognizing the bag’s contents while sitting among the crowd of people.<\/p>\n

“I’d recognize that stuff anywhere,” said Hunter loudly after spotting the white object fall out of Pelosi’s pantleg. “I’d better snatch that bag quick before anyone else grabs it. I’d hate for that possibly illegal white, powdery substance to fall into the wrong hands when it can fall into my hands and I can snort it, I mean, turn it into the authorities. yeah, that’s it.”<\/p>\n

After pushing Pelosi onto the ground and grabbing the bag, the erratic Hunter<\/a> rubbed it all over his face and tried shoving it up his nose before realizing that what he thought was a bag of coke was actually a piece of white toilet paper that Pelosi had just used to wipe herself.<\/p>\n

Not one to let a good thing go to waste, Hunter decided to just take the piece of used white and brown toilet paper and smoke it anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS– A strange occurrence happened at the DNC this week when an unknown object resembling a bag containing a white substance fell out of Nancy Pelosi’s clothes, causing Hunter Biden to quickly rush the stage and rub his nose all over it. The white baggie incident occurred after Pelosi walked out onto stage at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":30436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[404,869,715,1115],"class_list":["post-30435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-democrat","tag-drug","tag-nancy-pelosi","tag-rated-r"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30435\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}