{"id":29932,"date":"2024-07-11T17:03:10","date_gmt":"2024-07-11T22:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=29932"},"modified":"2024-07-11T17:06:35","modified_gmt":"2024-07-11T22:06:35","slug":"nancy-pelosi-drops-support-for-biden-after-finally-sobering-up-from-52-year-long-binge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/11\/nancy-pelosi-drops-support-for-biden-after-finally-sobering-up-from-52-year-long-binge\/","title":{"rendered":"Nancy Pelosi Drops Support For Biden After Finally Sobering Up From 52-Year-Long Binge"},"content":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had a sobering moment after finally coming off of a 52-year-long alcoholic binge and realized that Joe Biden was not the best person for the job and therefore retracted her support for him as the Democratic nominee.<\/p>\n

While giving a sober, coherent press conference, Pelosi<\/a> went into full detail as to how she saw things different after giving up alcohol for a brief period of time.<\/p>\n

“I couldn’t believe how terrible Joe really is,” said Pelosi in reference to seeing Biden through nonalcoholic eyes. “I’ve been drunk for the past five decades and I’ve been basically living a lie, being that I was too intoxicated to see what was really going on. And because of that I am officially retracting my endorsement of Biden for president.”<\/p>\n

Pelosi went on to say that not only did being sober make her realize how extremely atrocious and senile Biden was, but also that her own life was a disgusting, corrupt, criminal mess.<\/p>\n

After not being able to face the horrors of reality any long, Pelosi ended her thirty minute sobriety by locking herself inside a closet and getting loaded. Once she was drunk enough, she re-endorsed Joe once again.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had a sobering moment after finally coming off of a 52-year-long alcoholic binge and realized that Joe Biden was not the best person for the job and therefore retracted her support for him as the Democratic nominee. While giving a sober, coherent press conference, Pelosi went into […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29933,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1369,959,557,715,1114],"class_list":["post-29932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-2024-presidential-election","tag-drunk","tag-joe-biden","tag-nancy-pelosi","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29932\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}