{"id":29728,"date":"2024-06-17T12:40:53","date_gmt":"2024-06-17T17:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=29728"},"modified":"2024-06-17T12:40:53","modified_gmt":"2024-06-17T17:40:53","slug":"lizard-person-chuck-schumer-tries-connecting-with-the-humans-by-eating-rare-burger-on-fathers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/17\/lizard-person-chuck-schumer-tries-connecting-with-the-humans-by-eating-rare-burger-on-fathers-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Lizard Person Chuck Schumer Tries Connecting With The Humans By Eating Rare Burger On Father’s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

BROOKLYN, NEW YORK– In an effort to try and show that he’s one of the humans, reptilian New York Senator Chuck Schumer posted a photo of himself on Father’s Day getting ready to eat an extremely rare burger.<\/p>\n

After eating a fly with his long tongue, Schumer got ready to sink his fangs into a delicious uncooked burger with a couple slices of cheese on it.<\/p>\n

“I hear the humans love eating the bloody burgers with cheese,” wrote Schumer on the now-deleted Twitter X post. “I wanted to show the earthlings that I’m one of them and can connect with them by doing humanlike things. I also wanted to show that I eat real human food, not the flesh of innocent children that the conspiracy theorists claim we do.”<\/p>\n

Schumer went on to say that this totally natural Father’s Day post should also prove that Schumer and his fellow lizard people<\/a> are not hellbent on taking over the earth and getting rid of most of the world’s population.<\/p>\n

The Democrat senator eventually deleted the hamburger post<\/a> after realizing that it still didn’t make him look human enough and posted a new more down-to-earth photo of himself eating cockroaches without his human skin covering on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

BROOKLYN, NEW YORK– In an effort to try and show that he’s one of the humans, reptilian New York Senator Chuck Schumer posted a photo of himself on Father’s Day getting ready to eat an extremely rare burger. After eating a fly with his long tongue, Schumer got ready to sink his fangs into a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29729,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[404,1345,1114],"class_list":["post-29728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-democrat","tag-holiday","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29728\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}