{"id":29560,"date":"2024-05-26T10:49:52","date_gmt":"2024-05-26T15:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=29560"},"modified":"2024-05-26T10:49:52","modified_gmt":"2024-05-26T15:49:52","slug":"biden-promises-to-pardon-jeffrey-dahmer-day-one-if-reelected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/26\/biden-promises-to-pardon-jeffrey-dahmer-day-one-if-reelected\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden Promises To Pardon Jeffrey Dahmer Day One If Reelected"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WEST POINT, NEW YORK&#8211; While giving a speech at a West Point Naval Academy commencement, President Joe Biden told the crowd of uncomfortable graduates that if they reelect him for a second term he will immediately pardon deceased serial killer cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer.<\/p>\n<p>Biden made the controversial announcement only minutes after being told by his aides that <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/23\/biden-requests-new-debate-format-of-him-just-lying-down-inside-his-basement\/\">Donald Trump<\/a> had promised a group of cheering Libertarians that he would commute the sentence of American enterpriser Ross Ulbricht.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you reelect me as prime minister of India I will pardon famous chef Jeffrey Dahmer on day one,&#8221; said Biden proudly as the roomful of people stared in deafening silence. &#8220;That&#8217;s right, Jack. If Trump&#8217;s going to pardon that Diana Ross then I&#8217;ll do you one better. Mr. Jeffrey Dahmer has been unfairly treated by the Republican establishment and deserves justice. I spoke to him recently and he promised me he was an innocent man.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jeffrey_Dahmer\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Jeffrey Dahmer<\/a> died in 1994 and was imprisoned for killing and dismembering countless people, but Biden claims the serial killer was just a misunderstood culinary chef who was the victim of racist, transphobic MAGA Trump supporters.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The only thing little Jeffrey dreamed about was opening up his own restaurant,&#8221; said Biden with tearful eyes. &#8220;If I get back in office, me and my fellow Democrats will do everything we can to make sure people like Jeffrey are released back out onto the streets where they belong.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Biden ended the speech by also promising to pardon talented boy band musician Charles Manson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WEST POINT, NEW YORK&#8211; While giving a speech at a West Point Naval Academy commencement, President Joe Biden told the crowd of uncomfortable graduates that if they reelect him for a second term he will immediately pardon deceased serial killer cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer. Biden made the controversial announcement only minutes after being told by his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29563,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1369,557,1114],"class_list":["post-29560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-2024-presidential-election","tag-joe-biden","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29560\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}