KIEV, UKRAINE– It was a lucky day for Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky after sitting down on his $100,000 couch and finding $2 million that had fallen out of his pants pocket one day.<\/p>\n
After checking his bank account to see if the United States Congress had deposited his $61 billion in aid, a distraught Zelensky was feeling a bit down wondering how he was going to pay the utility bills for his fourth mansion.<\/p>\n
“I couldn’t believe my luck,” said Zelensky after finding the loose change from under his couch cushion. “I don’t remember losing that money in my couch, other than the other day I was thinking about how my wallet felt a little lighter. I thought maybe my wife had taken the money out of my wallet again to go on another million dollar shopping spree.”<\/p>\n
It wasn’t all good news, said Zelensky<\/a>, claiming that the United States as well as other foreign countries still need to keep sending him billions of dollars to tackle homophobic, anti-Semitic, climate change racism coming from Russia’s Putin<\/a>.<\/p>\n At publishing time, Zelensky reported some more good news that he had found another $10 million that had fallen out of his pocket under the car seat of his $500,000 car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" KIEV, UKRAINE– It was a lucky day for Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky after sitting down on his $100,000 couch and finding $2 million that had fallen out of his pants pocket one day. After checking his bank account to see if the United States Congress had deposited his $61 billion in aid, a distraught Zelensky […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29372,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[50,1113,1370],"class_list":["post-29371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-money","tag-rated-g","tag-ukraine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29371\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}