{"id":29312,"date":"2024-04-29T12:43:24","date_gmt":"2024-04-29T17:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=29312"},"modified":"2024-04-29T12:43:24","modified_gmt":"2024-04-29T17:43:24","slug":"biden-bans-tiktok-after-video-service-forgets-to-give-10-percent-to-the-big-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/29\/biden-bans-tiktok-after-video-service-forgets-to-give-10-percent-to-the-big-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden Bans TikTok After Video Service Forgets To Give 10 Percent To The Big Guy"},"content":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– Joe Biden has officially signed into law a controversial bill that could permanently ban TikTok, and the president was quick to tell the Chinese-owned video sharing service that the reason he’s getting rid of them is because they forgot to send a ten percent kickback to the Big Guy.<\/p>\n

It was a bittersweet moment for Biden after signing the TikTok<\/a> ban, but knew it was necessary to show everyone else what would happen if they didn’t fall in line and send the Big Guy his ten percent cut of the money.<\/p>\n

“Anyone else want to get banned from the United States?” Biden asked a roomful of various tech platform company heads in a surprisingly coherent moment. “I can’t have all these companies running around roughshod thinking they can do whatever they want with impunity without giving the Big Guy his fair share.”<\/p>\n

Biden<\/a> later phoned the CEO of TikTok to put a little pressure on the video service, telling them that not all hope is lost just yet.<\/p>\n

“I’ll give you stupid bastards another chance,” said Biden over the phone. “I’ll let you do business here in America again, but this time the Big Guy wants twenty percent. I have to raise it another ten percent because of this soaring inflation thanks to whoever the horrible president is right now destroying the country.”<\/p>\n

After negotiating back and forth for a few days, the shrewd businessman Biden worked out the deal of a lifetime with TikTok where he would end up paying them ten percent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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