{"id":29256,"date":"2024-04-23T15:13:38","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T20:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=29256"},"modified":"2024-04-23T15:13:38","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T20:13:38","slug":"biden-and-aoc-tackle-age-old-climate-change-question-of-whether-a-bear-really-does-crap-in-the-woods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/23\/biden-and-aoc-tackle-age-old-climate-change-question-of-whether-a-bear-really-does-crap-in-the-woods\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden And AOC Tackle Age-Old Climate Change Question Of Whether A Bear Really Does Crap In The Woods"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TRIANGLE, VIRGINIA&#8211; During an Earth Day event at Prince William Forest Park, President Joe Biden and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) came together to tackle one of the biggest climate change questions affecting the environment of whether it&#8217;s actually true that a bear craps in the woods.<\/p>\n<p>The young New York Representative AOC led the older more mature <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/19\/biden-hides-wallet-before-nervously-entering-philadelphia-wawa-during-staged-visit\/\">Biden<\/a> by the hand as the two intellectually gifted Democrats made their way into the thick forest, looking for any signs that there were big teddy bears out there pooping somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We must take climate change more seriouslyer,&#8221; said AOC in an Earth Day speech, whom MSNBC called the next Winston Churchill. &#8220;If we&#8217;re ever going to be able to stop this dangerous climate change phenomenon then we must get to the bottom of some of the environment&#8217;s most pressing issues, like whether there&#8217;s cute teddy bears out there pooping in our woods.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Donkey\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">AOC<\/a> went on to say that if indeed bears are pooping in the woods then perhaps Biden can address the issue with an executive order mandating that all bears wear diapers.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No bears should be adding all that dangerous carbon by pooping in the woods,&#8221; said AOC while Biden did his part for the environment by bending over and fertilizing some nice green grass. &#8220;If I had to guess I would say that bears are not pooping in the woods because I have many teddy bears at home that I still haven&#8217;t seen poop inside of my house.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>While AOC gave her riveting speech, Biden had wandered off deeper into the woods and gotten lost. After searching for five minutes, Secret Service called off the search since Biden&#8217;s really useless and unnecessary anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TRIANGLE, VIRGINIA&#8211; During an Earth Day event at Prince William Forest Park, President Joe Biden and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) came together to tackle one of the biggest climate change questions affecting the environment of whether it&#8217;s actually true that a bear craps in the woods. The young New York Representative AOC led the older more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29258,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[889,64,404,1345,557,1113],"class_list":["post-29256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-aoc","tag-crap","tag-democrat","tag-holiday","tag-joe-biden","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29256\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}