PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA– While on his staged visit to a local convenience store in a rough part of Philadelphia to pretend he’s a man of the people, President Joe Biden stopped at a local Wawa but made sure to hide his wallet before getting out of his car after seeing the dangerous clientele walking around the area.<\/p>\n
“Hold on, Jack, there’s a bunch of animals circling our limo,” said Biden nervously to his Secret Service agents as suspicious-looking men in black ski masks wandered around. “Couldn’t you guys have found me a safer and whiter area I could do my photo op visits<\/a> at? I heard there’s a lot of crime in this area because these Democrat politicians are letting criminals out of prisons. Oh wait, I’m a Democrat. Pretend I didn’t say that.”<\/p>\n In a panic, Biden took his wallet full of cash out of his left pants pocket and then hid it inside of his right pants pocket.<\/p>\n “No one will ever suspect that my wallet’s hiding in the opposite pocket,” said Biden with a smile after getting out of the vehicle and tripping over his feet. “I’m glad I don’t live around here in this racial jungle. Whoever the president is letting this happen should be impeached.”<\/p>\n