{"id":28618,"date":"2024-03-11T08:52:02","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T13:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=28618"},"modified":"2024-03-11T08:52:02","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T13:52:02","slug":"john-cena-gets-neutered-live-on-stage-at-the-oscars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/11\/john-cena-gets-neutered-live-on-stage-at-the-oscars\/","title":{"rendered":"John Cena Gets Neutered Live On Stage At The Oscars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA&#8211; The Oscars awards show was a big hit last night and the highlight of the evening was WWE wrestler and current actor John Cena walking out onto the stage completely naked and having a surgeon castrate him on stage in front of his laughing Hollywood peers during a routine celebrity humiliation ritual.<\/p>\n<p>An obviously nervous <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/John_Cena\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cena<\/a> waddled out onto the stage while a surgeon dressed in scrubs and holding very sharp scissors waited for the brawny wrestler to come have his feminized testicles removed as entertainment for the elite crowd of freaks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Relax, John, this won&#8217;t hurt a bit,&#8221; said the surgeon assuredly as he placed the cold metal against Cena&#8217;s trembling body. &#8220;Ah, who am I kidding? This is going to be extremely painful and you&#8217;re probably going to scream like a little girl, but we&#8217;ll all enjoy watching you emasculate yourself for money.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The crowd of Hollywood perverts hooted and hollered as Cena stood there embarrassing himself to be able to make it into the elite Hollywood club.<\/p>\n<p>After Cena got carried off the stage on a stretcher, <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/10\/jimmy-kimmel-promises-hell-try-not-to-talk-about-trump-too-much-at-tonights-oscars\/\">Oscars<\/a> host Jimmy Kimmel congratulated John on becoming one of them and reminded everyone that selling your soul has a price.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not like he was using those anyway,&#8221; said Kimmel, joking about Cena losing his nuts. &#8220;Now make sure you all go online and sign up for Joan, I mean John, Cena&#8217;s new OnlyFans page. I hear she&#8217;ll do anything for money.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA&#8211; The Oscars awards show was a big hit last night and the highlight of the evening was WWE wrestler and current actor John Cena walking out onto the stage completely naked and having a surgeon castrate him on stage in front of his laughing Hollywood peers during a routine celebrity humiliation ritual. An [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28620,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1063,1051,1115,1182],"class_list":["post-28618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-entertainment","tag-doctor","tag-oscar-award","tag-rated-r","tag-wrestling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28618\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}