{"id":28150,"date":"2024-02-19T12:33:34","date_gmt":"2024-02-19T17:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=28150"},"modified":"2024-02-19T12:33:34","modified_gmt":"2024-02-19T17:33:34","slug":"biden-competes-with-trumps-sneakers-by-selling-69-gold-diapers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2024\/02\/19\/biden-competes-with-trumps-sneakers-by-selling-69-gold-diapers\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden Competes With Trump&#8217;s Sneakers By Selling $69 Gold Diapers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; Not one to be upstaged by his Republican opponent, President Joe Biden has decided to compete with <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Donald_Trump\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Donald Trump<\/a>&#8216;s recent launch of his sold-out $399 gold Trump sneakers and will be selling his very own line of gold diapers for only $69.<\/p>\n<p>After seeing Trump&#8217;s gold &#8220;The Never Surrender High-Top Sneakers&#8221; sell out within hours of launching them, Biden&#8217;s aides informed him that this would be the perfect time to release his own line of merchandise and so he was proud to announce the limited edition gold &#8220;The Big Guy&#8217;s Always Surrender Depends Diaper&#8221; this morning from the White House Oval Office bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Get them while they&#8217;re hot, folks,&#8221; said Biden while holding up a steaming golden diaper that he just christened inside of the restroom. &#8220;Trump&#8217;s not the only one who knows how to make a buck selling stuff. I have a long and lucrative career of selling off the United States to foreign countries for years, Jack.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Biden said there&#8217;s only 1,000 gold diapers available and each one comes from his <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2022\/09\/15\/biden-proudly-shows-reporters-his-rare-soiled-diaper-collection\/\">own personal collection<\/a> that he promises he actually wore, with each soiled undergarment coming with a guaranteed official certificate of authenticity.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Every diaper&#8217;s different and each one comes with its own unique smell,&#8221; boasted Biden as masked White House personnel opened all of the windows. &#8220;Trust me, kids, these are the most comfortable <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2023\/06\/26\/gavin-newsoms-new-executive-order-issues-diapers-to-homeless-people-to-stop-them-from-pooping-everywhere\/\">diapers<\/a> you&#8217;ll ever wear, super soft and squishy. I know this will be an explosive success. Every penny made from these diapers will be going to get me installed back into office. I mean, reelected.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Also available for purchase are a line of $9.99 rainbow-colored curtains worn by First Lady Jill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; Not one to be upstaged by his Republican opponent, President Joe Biden has decided to compete with Donald Trump&#8216;s recent launch of his sold-out $399 gold Trump sneakers and will be selling his very own line of gold diapers for only $69. After seeing Trump&#8217;s gold &#8220;The Never Surrender High-Top Sneakers&#8221; sell out within [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28151,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1369,39,557,666,1114],"class_list":["post-28150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-2024-presidential-election","tag-donald-trump","tag-joe-biden","tag-poop","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28150\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}