{"id":2697,"date":"2016-05-29T14:49:27","date_gmt":"2016-05-29T19:49:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=2697"},"modified":"2021-10-03T18:55:54","modified_gmt":"2021-10-03T23:55:54","slug":"next-years-fantasy-creatures-calendar-will-be-the-hottest-one-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2016\/05\/29\/next-years-fantasy-creatures-calendar-will-be-the-hottest-one-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"Next Year&#8217;s Fantasy Creatures Calendar Will Be The Hottest One Yet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CORNER-EARTH, ENGLAND&#8211;\u00a0Fantasy Creatures fans around the world rejoice. The 2017 calendar is almost here.\u00a0Even with all the hype surrounding the release of next\u00a0year&#8217;s Fantasy Creatures calendar, fans were\u00a0still shocked when they got a glimpse of\u00a0the\u00a0models who&#8217;ll be\u00a0gracing its pages.<\/p>\n<p>The annual calendar, which showcases some of the sexiest freaks from Corner-Earth, will be released this summer and is expected to top the charts again.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2699\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2699\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2699\" src=\"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/FantasyCreatures2.jpg\" alt=\"Parody of Sports Illustrated calendar with a mermaid lying on the beach posing as Miss July.\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" title=\"\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2699\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">Miss July posing at the beach.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Fans have been waiting since last year to be able to purchase the new calendar. The company that&#8217;s manufacturing the calendars is\u00a0working overtime to be able to fill all the millions of pre-orders.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2700\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2700\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2700\" src=\"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/FanytasyCreatures3.jpg\" alt=\"Parody of Chippendales calendar with an Oak tree posing naked for a photographer.\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" title=\"\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2700\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">Mr. March letting it all out hang for\u00a0the photographer.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The calendar contains all the usual January through December models, but also an added bonus that&#8217;s being kept a secret until its release.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2701\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2701\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2701\" src=\"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/FantasyCreatures4.jpg\" alt=\"Parody Chippendales calendar with a dragon naked in a bedroom with a rose in his mouth.\" width=\"640\" height=\"456\" title=\"\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2701\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">Mr. August showing the ladies his bedroom skills.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And no calendar would be complete without the gorgeous female centerfold.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2702\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2702\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2702\" src=\"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/FantasyCreatures5.jpg\" alt=\"Parody of Sports Illustrated bikini calendar with an elf posing on a white bed in bedroom.\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" title=\"\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2702\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">Miss November contemplating her next sexy move.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Fans will be getting a bargain once they&#8217;re finally able to pick up the Fantasy Creatures calendar for only $69 at their local retailers. It&#8217;s a small price to pay to be able to have their favorite elf, gnome, dragon, mermaid, or any of the other Corner-Earth creatures on their walls or under their mattresses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CORNER-EARTH, ENGLAND&#8211;\u00a0Fantasy Creatures fans around the world rejoice. The 2017 calendar is almost here.\u00a0Even with all the hype surrounding the release of next\u00a0year&#8217;s Fantasy Creatures calendar, fans were\u00a0still shocked when they got a glimpse of\u00a0the\u00a0models who&#8217;ll be\u00a0gracing its pages. The annual calendar, which showcases some of the sexiest freaks from Corner-Earth, will be released this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2703,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[327,438,439,53,440,1114,44],"class_list":["post-2697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-entertainment","tag-beautiful-women","tag-calendar","tag-centerfold","tag-fairy-tale","tag-fantasy-creatures","tag-rated-pg","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2697\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}