Kim Jong-un<\/a> was in a happy mood this year and decided to reward both his citizens and the world with a very unique New Year’s Day celebration.<\/p>\n“I decided to just live a little this year and have some fun,” said Kim Jong-un while enjoying the lovely sight of nuclear fallout. “For some reason I have the reputation around the world of being a ruthless dictator, so I just wanted to show everyone that I also have a softer side.”<\/p>\n
After his rockets hit numerous countries and killed millions of people, Kim continued partying the night away by dropping a rainbow-colored nuclear ball right in the middle of Japan.<\/p>\n
A spokesperson for the White House said President Joe Biden will also be celebrating on New Year’s Eve by dropping his own missiles and rockets inside the Oval Office bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA– North Korea has officially rang in the new year and to celebrate the momentous occasion Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un fired off dozens of nuclear missiles randomly into the sky in what victims described as a truly breathtaking display. According to now deceased sources, the usually reserved Kim Jong-un was in a happy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26716,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[557,66,820,757,1114],"class_list":["post-26715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-joe-biden","tag-kim-jong-un","tag-new-years-eve","tag-north-korea","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26715"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26715\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}