Biden<\/a> camp put out a statement saying they were concerned that the majority of the president’s voting base was over 90-years-old and that he needed to do something hip and fresh to win over the much younger crowd of 70 and 80-year olds.<\/p>\n“The president understands that he needs to adapt to appeal to the younger generation,” said Biden’s campaign manager Bobag Boogerworth to CNN. “Our sources informed us that 8-track tapes are making a comeback and President Biden wanted to get in on the latest trend before the Trump campaign starts doing it.”<\/p>\n
Some of the hit songs that will be included on the Joe’s Groovy<\/em> 8-track tape include: Sniff You All Over, Play That Funky Music Black Boy, Don’t It Make My White Diaper Brown, Can’t Speak Without You (Teleprompter), <\/em>and One Less Reporter To Answer.<\/em><\/p>\n“I hear all the young cool cats are using these hip record player things nowadays,” said Biden in reference to 1970s 8-track tapes. “Word’s already getting out how popular and groovy I am, Jack, because just this morning some really young, gorgeous 84-year-old foxy lady told me she can’t wait to go out and vote for me as prime minister of Canada.”<\/p>\n
Look for the Joe’s Groovy<\/em> 1970s remakes 8-track album to be sold inside nursing homes, cemeteries, and morgues and will retail for only $699.00 due to rising inflation thanks to the current president.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"WASHINGTON– In an effort to try and attract younger voters for his struggling reelection campaign, Joe Biden will be releasing an 8-track album with a dozen 1970s song remakes sung by the president himself. The Biden camp put out a statement saying they were concerned that the majority of the president’s voting base was over […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26298,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1369,557,68,1113,710],"class_list":["post-26297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-2024-presidential-election","tag-joe-biden","tag-music","tag-rated-g","tag-senior-citizen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26297\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}