horse manure<\/a>, wet dog, and skunk spray.<\/p>\n“We think this new line of candles will be our most popular one yet,” said Biff McSquiggle, a spokesperson for Bath & Body Works. “These animal-inspired candles will make the perfect gift for the people on your list who are hard to shop for. Besides, who wouldn’t want to walk into their bedroom and have their nostrils inundated with the invigorating smell of cat urine.”<\/p>\n
Due to the massive amount of people who are willing to buy a candle that will make their home smell like a zoo, Bath & Body Works has plans to introduce other lines of rancid smelling candles.<\/p>\n
“Our scientists are coming up with some new scents as we speak,” promised McSquiggle. “Next year we plan on introducing a candle line called Putrid, which will include the pleasant smells of rotten food, raw sewerage, a decaying corpse, and chunky vomit.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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