BEIJING, CHINA– President Xi Jinping of China will be making a trip to the United States on Wednesday to meet with President Joe Biden in an effort to learn the best way not to govern a country.<\/p>\n
According to sources within the Chinese government, Xi has been watching with keen interest at the way the United States has been self-imploding and has commended Biden on the wonderful job he has been doing to destroy America.<\/p>\n
“I’ve never seen a such a once strong country fall apart so quickly,” said Xi while watching videos of America collapsing. “I must say, President Biden is a master of self-sabotage and is quite possibly the most corrupt and incompetent US president in history. I must go see how he’s doing it so that I can do the complete opposite of what he’s doing here in China.”<\/p>\n
Xi was very impressed at how well Biden has destroyed America and then commented that Joe has done more to destroy the US than China has ever done.<\/p>\n
“Biden’s done more to hurt the US in the last two years than I’ve done in the last decade,” said Xi with a look of disappointment. “I’m almost jealous that Biden will get more credit for ruining America than I’ll ever get. Oh well, I’ll always have me being responsible for destroying Canada on my r\u00e9sum\u00e9. Oh wait.”<\/p>\n