{"id":24516,"date":"2023-10-24T15:55:28","date_gmt":"2023-10-24T20:55:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=24516"},"modified":"2023-10-24T16:50:28","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T21:50:28","slug":"israel-makes-war-friendlier-by-putting-smiley-faces-on-bombs-before-dropping-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/24\/israel-makes-war-friendlier-by-putting-smiley-faces-on-bombs-before-dropping-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Israel Makes War Friendlier By Putting Smiley Faces On Bombs Before Dropping Them"},"content":{"rendered":"

GAZA– In an effort to make the horrors of war a little more pleasant, Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has ordered IDF personnel to place large smiley face stickers on all future bombs that are set to be dropped on Gaza.<\/p>\n

“It was a kind gesture on my part,” said Netanyahu humbly in reference to putting smiley stickers on deadly bombs. “I know some people can get a little uptight during a war where thousands of people have to die, so the softer side of me thought I’d at least give the Palestinians a little laugh before I blow them up.”<\/p>\n

After Netanyahu<\/a> ordered Israeli fighter jets to drop one of the new bombs, innocent Gazans down on the ground were heard giggling as a big smiley face emoji bomb headed toward them.<\/p>\n

“I needed a good laugh,” said a random Palestinian man who escaped the bomb attack. “Even though I lost my entire family from that smiling bomb, at least I know they died laughing.”<\/p>\n

A few United States Congress members praised Netanyahu’s kindhearted expression toward the Palestinians and will be sending Israel another $666 Billion in aid to pay for more smiley face stickers in an effort to alleviate tensions between the two warring Middle East groups.<\/p>\n

Netanyahu said he also plans on adding a few more colors to the next round of white phosphorus he uses to make it look prettier and more cheerful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

GAZA– In an effort to make the horrors of war a little more pleasant, Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has ordered IDF personnel to place large smiley face stickers on all future bombs that are set to be dropped on Gaza. “It was a kind gesture on my part,” said Netanyahu humbly in reference to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24517,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[574,122,35,121,1114],"class_list":["post-24516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-army","tag-benjamin-netanyahu","tag-dead","tag-israel","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24516\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}