{"id":24208,"date":"2023-10-01T10:10:31","date_gmt":"2023-10-01T15:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=24208"},"modified":"2026-01-03T12:54:48","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T17:54:48","slug":"doj-arrests-cannon-house-fire-alarm-for-attempted-insurrection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/01\/doj-arrests-cannon-house-fire-alarm-for-attempted-insurrection\/","title":{"rendered":"DOJ Arrests Cannon House Fire Alarm For Attempted Insurrection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; The unbiased Department of Justice (DOJ) has arrested the fire alarm from the Cannon House Building for attempting to commit a dangerous insurrection on Saturday, also charging the alarm with a racist hate crime for trying to pin the crime on innocent black Democrat Congressman Jamaal Bowman.<\/p>\n<p>Attorney General Merrick Garland gave an urgent press conference after brave agents made the arrest and reiterated that the DOJ is a trustworthy law enforcement agency that takes all attempts at overthrowing the legitimate Biden administration seriously.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to thank our brave federal agents for quickly arresting this dangerous insurrectionist,&#8221; said Attorney General Garland with a straight face. &#8220;The fire alarm is being charged with insurrection, sedition, trespassing, obstruction, arson, rape, and also with a hate crime for posting a doctored photo of black Congressman Jamaal Bowman committing the crime.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>According to the official DOJ report, the fire alarm was also present during the January 6 Capitol Riot and was working on behalf of President Donald Trump to change the outcome of the 2024 presidential election.<\/p>\n<p>When asked his opinion on the fire alarm&#8217;s future outcome in court, Garland said the alarm is guilty in the court of public opinion and a Democrat Obama judge has already been picked to put the alarm in prison for a minimum of 69 years.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/31\/bidens-body-double-quits-says-he-got-tired-of-pretending-to-play-a-demented-corrupt-moron\/\">President Joe Biden<\/a> has invited Rep. Jamaal Bowman to the White House to honor the congressman with a Presidential Medal of Freedom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; The unbiased Department of Justice (DOJ) has arrested the fire alarm from the Cannon House Building for attempting to commit a dangerous insurrection on Saturday, also charging the alarm with a racist hate crime for trying to pin the crime on innocent black Democrat Congressman Jamaal Bowman. Attorney General Merrick Garland gave an urgent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24209,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[153,41,404,39,557,1121,1114],"class_list":["post-24208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-congress","tag-crime","tag-democrat","tag-donald-trump","tag-joe-biden","tag-justice-department","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24208\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}