{"id":24148,"date":"2023-09-27T17:28:46","date_gmt":"2023-09-27T22:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=24148"},"modified":"2023-09-27T17:28:46","modified_gmt":"2023-09-27T22:28:46","slug":"hunter-biden-offers-to-trade-36-of-his-paintings-for-trumps-mar-a-lago-resort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/27\/hunter-biden-offers-to-trade-36-of-his-paintings-for-trumps-mar-a-lago-resort\/","title":{"rendered":"Hunter Biden Offers To Trade 36 Of His Paintings For Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Resort"},"content":{"rendered":"

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA– As soon as word spread that a New York judge had ruled that Mar-a-Lago was only worth $18 million, an excited Hunter Biden quickly phoned President Donald Trump and told him that he would make an even trade of thirty-six of his expensive, world-class paintings for the cheap Florida resort.<\/p>\n

“Mr. Trump, I heard the good news, I mean, I’m sorry to hear your verdict,” said Hunter over the phone to Trump after removing all his clothes to make the call. “I know you’re the dealmaker, Mr. Trump, so I have the deal of a century for you.”<\/p>\n

Hunter did his best to try and make the deal with the shrewd businessman, telling Trump<\/a> that each one of his paintings was valued at $500,000.<\/p>\n

“I know, I was just as shocked as you are,” said Hunter in reference to the value of the paintings. “I personally thought they were worth much more, being that I’m the president’s son and it’s not easy being my dad’s interpreter when trying to make all our shady business deals over the phone. I don’t even know what the hell my dad’s saying half the time.”<\/p>\n

Ever the savvy businessman, Trump told Hunter the deal was a disgrace and if Biden’s son was actually serious about the deal then he’d at least throw in some of his paintbrushes and maybe even one of those cool artist’s aprons with all the pockets in it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA– As soon as word spread that a New York judge had ruled that Mar-a-Lago was only worth $18 million, an excited Hunter Biden quickly phoned President Donald Trump and told him that he would make an even trade of thirty-six of his expensive, world-class paintings for the cheap Florida resort. “Mr. Trump, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24149,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[41,39,557,1113],"class_list":["post-24148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-crime","tag-donald-trump","tag-joe-biden","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24148\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}