{"id":23963,"date":"2023-09-18T17:43:08","date_gmt":"2023-09-18T22:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=23963"},"modified":"2023-09-18T17:44:54","modified_gmt":"2023-09-18T22:44:54","slug":"fbi-locates-f-35-in-five-minutes-after-they-receive-tip-jet-was-at-capitol-on-january-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/18\/fbi-locates-f-35-in-five-minutes-after-they-receive-tip-jet-was-at-capitol-on-january-6\/","title":{"rendered":"FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA&#8211; The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today has been quickly found and captured after the FBI received a tip that the jet was seen by witnesses at the January 6 Capitol attack in support of Donald Trump.<\/p>\n<p>FBI agents were able to locate and then capture the F-35 within five minutes, with armed swat team members raiding the jet while it was sleeping before shooting it for allegedly charging at them while wearing a red MAGA hat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We received an anonymous tip that the F-35 jet stormed the Capitol on <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2022\/07\/10\/january-6-committee-subpoenas-bart-simpson-to-testify-against-donald-trump\/\">January 6<\/a>,&#8221; said Agent Hung Overton to news reporters. &#8220;I&#8217;d like to thank the brave agents of the FBI who caught the dangerous white supremacist F-35 jet. The F-35 will be charged with sedition, insurrection, and whatever else we can concoct to tie the jet&#8217;s actions to former President Trump.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Agent Overton has also charged the jet with attempted murder after it forcefully ejected the pilot out of the F-35. The pilot was taken to a local hospital where he was treated for hate crime injuries.<\/p>\n<p>Immediately after the F-35 was arrested, the Department of Justice announced that President Trump has been indicted for his role in the crimes committed by the F-35.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA&#8211; The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today has been quickly found and captured after the FBI received a tip that the jet was seen by witnesses at the January 6 Capitol attack in support of Donald Trump. FBI agents were able to locate and then capture the F-35 within five [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23965,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[420,41,39,180,1114],"class_list":["post-23963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-airplane","tag-crime","tag-donald-trump","tag-fbi","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23963\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}