{"id":23887,"date":"2023-09-08T18:34:10","date_gmt":"2023-09-08T23:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=23887"},"modified":"2023-09-08T18:34:10","modified_gmt":"2023-09-08T23:34:10","slug":"liberty-safe-blowout-sale-buy-a-safe-and-get-your-very-own-fbi-agent-for-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/08\/liberty-safe-blowout-sale-buy-a-safe-and-get-your-very-own-fbi-agent-for-free\/","title":{"rendered":"Liberty Safe Blowout Sale: Buy A Safe And Get Your Very Own FBI Agent For Free"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>PAYSON, UTAH&#8211; A major sale is currently underway at popular gun safe company Liberty Safe for the next 24 hours and if customers act now and order a safe then they can get their very own FBI agent to live inside of their home for free.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We here at Liberty Safe take our customer&#8217;s security very seriously,&#8221; said Liberty spokesperson Rod Cannon as workers loaded FBI agents into the safes to be sold. &#8220;That&#8217;s why we&#8217;ve partnered with the heroes at the <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2023\/04\/22\/congress-passes-bill-to-place-fbi-agents-into-every-americans-home\/\">FBI<\/a> to offer this special once in a lifetime deal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>While agents practiced shooting at cardboard cutouts of potential customers, Cannon added, &#8220;Anyone who buys a safe will get a free FBI agent to watch over their every move to make sure they&#8217;re not doing anything stupid, like owning guns or following the Constitution. It&#8217;s kind of like having an older brother who picks on you all the time and gives you atomic wedgies and then shoots you because he really cares about you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As of this writing, Liberty Safe stated that they surprisingly hadn&#8217;t sold any safes so they tried sweetening the deal by also offering potential buyers their very own indictments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PAYSON, UTAH&#8211; A major sale is currently underway at popular gun safe company Liberty Safe for the next 24 hours and if customers act now and order a safe then they can get their very own FBI agent to live inside of their home for free. &#8220;We here at Liberty Safe take our customer&#8217;s security [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23890,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[180,1114],"class_list":["post-23887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-fbi","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23887\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}