{"id":23880,"date":"2023-09-05T17:42:37","date_gmt":"2023-09-05T22:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=23880"},"modified":"2026-01-03T08:09:57","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T13:09:57","slug":"adl-puts-seagull-on-anti-semite-list-for-pooping-on-jewish-mans-shoulder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/05\/adl-puts-seagull-on-anti-semite-list-for-pooping-on-jewish-mans-shoulder\/","title":{"rendered":"ADL Places Seagull On Anti-Semite List For Pooping On Jewish Man&#8217;s Shoulder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NEW YORK, NEW YORK&#8211; The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) has placed a seagull on their list of anti-Semite extremists after the racist, white bird pooped on a Jewish man in what the anti-hate organization is calling one of the worst crimes since the holocaust.<\/p>\n<p>The head of the ADL Jonathan Greenblatt has called the seagull a dangerous white supremacist who targeted the victim solely because he was Jewish.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What that white nationalist seagull did was a hate crime, plain and simple,&#8221; said Greenblatt on MSNBC, regarding the bird being added to the hate watchlist. &#8220;Due to the seriousness of this hate crime, we here at the ADL have placed this extremist bird on our top ten list of most dangerous anti-Semitic, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, far-right white supremacists in the country.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>According to Greenblatt, the victim of the <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/25\/seagull-mocked-by-friends-for-claiming-chinese-restaurant-using-them-as-food\/\">seagull<\/a> hate crime is recovering in a local hospital due to injuries he sustained from the crap hitting his shoulder through three layers of clothing.<\/p>\n<p>After intense pressure from the ADL to hold the seagull accountable for its hate crime, the FBI raided the bird&#8217;s nest early this morning and arrested the seagull. The bird faces 92-years in prison and has already been sued by the family of the victim for $69 billion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NEW YORK, NEW YORK&#8211; The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) has placed a seagull on their list of anti-Semite extremists after the racist, white bird pooped on a Jewish man in what the anti-hate organization is calling one of the worst crimes since the holocaust. The head of the ADL Jonathan Greenblatt has called the seagull a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23881,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[133,1143,41,124,1114,83],"class_list":["post-23880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-adl","tag-animal","tag-crime","tag-jewish","tag-rated-pg","tag-seagull"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23880\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}