Obama<\/a> said he enjoys showing off his skills with the paddleboard with anyone who gets a little too close to telling the truth, and has had the pleasure of teaching dozens of now deceased people how to paddleboard at his house late at night when it’s dark and no one else is around to witness anything.<\/p>\n“I don’t want anyone stealing my secret paddleboard techniques,” said Obama when asked why he only teaches certain students at night when all the home security cameras are turned off. “If my paddle boarding techniques fell into the wrong hands it would become a matter of national security.”<\/p>\n
Joining in on the late night paddleboard training at the former president’s house will be Hillary Clinton, whom Obama promised was an excellent late night, no cameras around, paddle boarding champion.<\/p>\n
“She’s got a higher body count, I mean, student count than even I do,” said Obama of Hillary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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