DeSantis<\/a> pointed out that even Joe Biden’s numbers are holding strong even though the president has enough evidence of crimes to put him in prison for life.<\/p>\n“What’s a guy got to do around here to become president?” DeSantis asked as he began sweating profusely in an early primary anxiety attack. “Please, somebody love me. Anybody. If you vote for me I’ll put on my white boots and start dancing. Trump’s not the only one who can dance to some music. Hit it, boys.”<\/p>\n
The governor finished out his speech by ripping off his shirt and dancing to Christina Aguilera’s “Genie In A Bottle.” No word on whether the DOJ has any plans to arrest DeSantis or whether the sight of him tweaking his hairy nipples on stage will increase his favorability with potential voters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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