WASHINGTON– While giving a speech to a large crowd at a Morehouse College commencement, Joe Biden had an extremely rare moment of clarity and was confused as to why there were so many black people at his monthly Democrat KKK rally.<\/p>\n
“What the hell’s going on here, Jack?” Biden asked in confusion as he peered around the room in disgust at so many dark faces staring back at him. “When the hell did we start letting so many colored folks into our ranks? This is not the wonderful Klan that I grew up knowing and loving.”<\/p>\n
Biden pondered the issue for a moment before continuing his praise of white supremacy<\/a> and the need to ethnically cleanse the United States of anyone who poses a threat to the teachings of his mentor and fellow Klan member former Senator Robert Byrd.<\/p>\n “When I ran for president I promised to unite the country,” said Biden as his feeble mind reverted back to senility. “So, that’s why I am making every one of you black folks honorary Klan members.”<\/p>\n As the crowd looked around at each other, Biden added, “And I’m not just saying this because I’m at a black HBCU. I say it wherever I go.”<\/p>\n