{"id":22725,"date":"2023-05-12T13:49:49","date_gmt":"2023-05-12T18:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=22725"},"modified":"2023-05-12T13:49:49","modified_gmt":"2023-05-12T18:49:49","slug":"klaus-schwab-to-new-twitter-ceo-linda-i-am-your-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/12\/klaus-schwab-to-new-twitter-ceo-linda-i-am-your-father\/","title":{"rendered":"Klaus Schwab To New Twitter CEO: &#8216;Linda, I Am Your Father&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>COLOGNY, SWITZERLAND&#8211; Upon hearing the predictable news that Elon Musk had hired Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter, World Economic Forum head Klaus Schwab was quick to put out a statement reminding the female boss that he is in fact her father and that both of them together can rule the galaxy as father and daughter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You do not yet realize your importance,&#8221; said Schwab while wearing his peculiar sci-fi inspired outfit. &#8220;You have only begun to discover your power as Twitter CEO. With our combined strength, we can end free speech and bring 15 minute cities to the galaxy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yaccarino is currently the Chairman of the WEF&#8217;s Taskforce on Future of Work and had officially joined the Dark Side a long time ago in a Bohemian Grove meeting far, far away.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I will help Linda complete her training as Twitter CEO,&#8221; added Schwab.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2022\/02\/24\/klaus-schwab-lets-everyone-in-on-a-little-secret\/\">Klaus Schwab<\/a> also said that he has foreseen Linda joining him to help get millions of people to eat the bugs, live in the pods, and take the vaccines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>COLOGNY, SWITZERLAND&#8211; Upon hearing the predictable news that Elon Musk had hired Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter, World Economic Forum head Klaus Schwab was quick to put out a statement reminding the female boss that he is in fact her father and that both of them together can rule the galaxy as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22726,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[1344,1360,80,1113,263,290],"class_list":["post-22725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-tech-health","tag-elon-musk","tag-klaus-schwab","tag-movies","tag-rated-g","tag-star-wars","tag-twitter-x"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22725\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}