Trump’s alleged relationship<\/a> with a washed-up porn star, Biden smiled big and told authorities that he too had inappropriate relationships with a multitude of women.<\/p>\n“Oh, so that’s the only reason you guys are arresting Trump?” Biden asked as he chuckled. “Come on, man, that’s nothing. I’ve had inappropriate relationships with hundreds of women, including a few famous ones, and unlike Trump, I was rude and didn’t even pay them any money after I got done showering with them.”<\/p>\n
To help increase his chances of getting arrested, Biden reminded FBI agents that he’s on video admitting to election fraud and committing crimes in Ukraine.<\/p>\n
At publishing time, there was no word on whether Obama, Hillary Clinton, and George Bush were looking to also be arrested for crimes they had committed while in office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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