{"id":22120,"date":"2023-02-28T14:38:55","date_gmt":"2023-02-28T19:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=22120"},"modified":"2023-02-28T14:38:55","modified_gmt":"2023-02-28T19:38:55","slug":"biden-promises-to-give-every-american-1-million-on-february-31-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/28\/biden-promises-to-give-every-american-1-million-on-february-31-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a little richer this year after President Joe Biden made a solemn promise to give every person $1 million on February 31, 2023 as part of his Build Back Better make America greater program.<\/p>\n<p>The mainstream news media was in a frenzy over the great news that <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2023\/02\/10\/biden-accidentally-puts-his-human-skin-suit-on-backwards-before-leaving-white-house\/\">Biden<\/a> will actually be helping Americans for once, rather than putting the United States last. Millions of people waited with baited breath for the greatest February 31st in world history.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to show my appreciation to the 900 billion legitimate Americans who voted for me,&#8221; said Biden in front of an official government calendar made in China. &#8220;It is my pleasure to announce that I will be giving every American, even the ones who voted for that other guy, one million US dollars on February 31, 2023. Mark it on your calendars, folks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Various Democratic pundits and DNC social media influencers praised the most popular president in history for doing something so heroic and empathic by making the 31st of February such a special day that will be praised in future history books.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Former President Trump never gave Americans a damn thing on February 31st of any year,&#8221; said <em>The View<\/em> host Joy Behar as the audience clapped like trained seals. &#8220;I for one will be looking forward to putting another million dollars into my bank account on February 31st. Thank you President Biden.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A few <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2022\/11\/14\/rino-republicans-relieved-they-wont-have-to-do-any-work-after-joyous-election-losses-to-democrats\/\">RINO Republicans<\/a> went on the offensive, claiming that Biden is trying to buy people&#8217;s votes by giving them a million dollars on February 31st.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If Biden&#8217;s serious about giving people money then why is he waiting till February 31st,&#8221; said Republican Senator Lindsey Graham. &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t President Biden give Americans the money last month, like on January 33, 2023.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a little richer this year after President Joe Biden made a solemn promise to give every person $1 million on February 31, 2023 as part of his Build Back Better make America greater program. The mainstream news media was in a frenzy over the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22121,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[557,50,1113],"class_list":["post-22120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-joe-biden","tag-money","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22120\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}