{"id":21975,"date":"2023-02-21T14:34:39","date_gmt":"2023-02-21T19:34:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=21975"},"modified":"2023-02-21T14:38:47","modified_gmt":"2023-02-21T19:38:47","slug":"biden-visits-ukraine-to-check-out-the-damage-from-the-ohio-chemical-spill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/02\/21\/biden-visits-ukraine-to-check-out-the-damage-from-the-ohio-chemical-spill\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden Visits Ukraine To Check Out The Damage From The Ohio Chemical Spill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>KIEV, UKRAINE&#8211; To better assess the damages caused by the recent chemical spill in East Palestine, Ohio, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine and told Zelensky that he&#8217;ll do everything in his power to clean up the toxic disaster, even if it means sending another $100 billion into the Ukrainian president&#8217;s personal bank account.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, this doesn&#8217;t even look that bad,&#8221; said Biden while surveying the beautiful capital city of Ukraine. &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what all these Ohio citizens are complaining about. I don&#8217;t even see any damages around here, let alone any toxic waste.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not one to let an opportunity go to waste, <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2022\/02\/28\/volodymyr-zelensky-wins-best-actor-award-for-playing-pretend-ukraine-president\/\">Zelensky<\/a> told the confused Biden that the vinyl chloride chemical explosion is of Russian origin and is so bad that the damages are actually invisible.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mr. Biden, the only way to defeat the Russian chemical is to send us more money,&#8221; said Zelensky as Secret Service agents changed Biden&#8217;s diaper. &#8220;Be careful, Mr. Biden, that&#8217;s a dangerous Russian soldier you&#8217;re standing on disguised as a beautiful flower.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Once he left Ukraine, Biden came home and ordered his military to destroy Ohio after Zelensky informed him that East Palestine was actually Moscow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>KIEV, UKRAINE&#8211; To better assess the damages caused by the recent chemical spill in East Palestine, Ohio, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine and told Zelensky that he&#8217;ll do everything in his power to clean up the toxic disaster, even if it means sending another $100 billion into the Ukrainian president&#8217;s personal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21976,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[557,1113,219],"class_list":["post-21975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-joe-biden","tag-rated-g","tag-russia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21975"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21975\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}