{"id":21117,"date":"2022-10-24T09:14:25","date_gmt":"2022-10-24T14:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=21117"},"modified":"2022-10-24T09:14:25","modified_gmt":"2022-10-24T14:14:25","slug":"klaus-schwab-unveils-new-wef-mini-me-clone-to-help-him-take-over-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2022\/10\/24\/klaus-schwab-unveils-new-wef-mini-me-clone-to-help-him-take-over-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Klaus Schwab Unveils New WEF Mini-Me Clone To Help Him Take Over The World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GENEVA, SWITZERLAND&#8211; In an effort to help expedite his diabolical quest to take over the world, World Economic Forum founder Klaus Schwab had himself cloned with an exact replica of himself, only one-third his size.<\/p>\n<p>Schwab&#8217;s minions have been reported as saying that the Mini-Me Klaus is even more ruthless than the original German economist, with many of his henchmen losing their fingers after trying to feed the diminutive clone.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, Mini-Me, we control businesses, politicians, media, and scientists,&#8221; said Schwab in a thick German accent to his little clone, getting the little guy up-to-date on his New World Order agenda. &#8220;Our ultimate goal is to reduce the population and then get them to eat the bugs and live in the pods. So, let&#8217;s do what we always do, hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>While stroking his pet cat Mr. Trudeau on his lap,<a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2022\/02\/24\/klaus-schwab-lets-everyone-in-on-a-little-secret\/\"> Klaus gave a televised speech<\/a> to all the WEF young global leaders letting them know his tractor beam Preparation H was now fully functional and ready to pull in all the money the United States has sent over to Ukraine under the guise of aid.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We will now be asking President Biden to send one million dollars more to Ukraine,&#8221; said Klaus with his pinky finger up to his lip as everyone laughed at the absurdly low amount of money.<\/p>\n<p>After his number two man George Soros informed him that they&#8217;ve already sent a considerable amount of money to Ukraine and they should now increase it to trillions of dollars, Klaus put his pinky back to his lip and said, &#8220;Why make trillions when we can make&#8230;billions?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GENEVA, SWITZERLAND&#8211; In an effort to help expedite his diabolical quest to take over the world, World Economic Forum founder Klaus Schwab had himself cloned with an exact replica of himself, only one-third his size. Schwab&#8217;s minions have been reported as saying that the Mini-Me Klaus is even more ruthless than the original German economist, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21118,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[1360,80,1338,1113],"class_list":["post-21117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-world","tag-klaus-schwab","tag-movies","tag-politics","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21117\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}