{"id":20598,"date":"2022-08-28T13:25:18","date_gmt":"2022-08-28T18:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=20598"},"modified":"2023-08-17T12:32:19","modified_gmt":"2023-08-17T17:32:19","slug":"doj-drops-all-charges-against-trump-after-he-tells-them-he-identifies-as-a-democrat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2022\/08\/28\/doj-drops-all-charges-against-trump-after-he-tells-them-he-identifies-as-a-democrat\/","title":{"rendered":"DOJ Drops All Charges Against Trump After He Tells Them He Identifies As A Democrat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; The US Department of Justice has officially dropped all charges against Donald Trump and will no longer be investigating him after the president informed them that he now identifies as a Democrat in what some are calling the ultimate game of 4D chess.<\/p>\n<p>Attorney General Merrick Garland was quick to apologize to <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2022\/08\/10\/fbi-confiscates-trumps-boxers-and-briefs-after-raiding-his-underwear-drawer\/\">Trump<\/a> and told him now that he&#8217;s a Democrat the DOJ will look the other way and, not only refuse to investigate any future crimes, but will also help cover them up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We made a huge error trying to hold a Democrat politician responsible for any crimes,&#8221; said Garland with tears in his eyes at the thought of putting a Democrat in prison. &#8220;Now that Mr. Trump identifies as a Democrat we can no longer in good faith try to frame him for any crimes. At least we&#8217;ll save a lot of time now in trying to come up with all these hoaxes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Numerous former anti-Trumpers on Twitter went through a brief moment of cognitive dissonance before quickly changing their profiles to include the pro-Trump hashtags #Trump2024 and #TrumpIsInnocent.<\/p>\n<p>After hearing that <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2020\/02\/11\/trump-plays-4d-chess-on-leftists-saying-hes-now-running-as-a-democrat\/\">Trump now identifies as a Democrat<\/a>, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told reporters that she always knew Trump was innocent and added that she always found him quite attractive.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I hereby declare that Mr. Trump is innocent of all charges,&#8221; said Pelosi after vomiting into her mouth. &#8220;And if Mr. Trump isn&#8217;t busy later then maybe he could stop by my personal chambers so I can get to know the new Trump a little better. Tee-hee.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; The US Department of Justice has officially dropped all charges against Donald Trump and will no longer be investigating him after the president informed them that he now identifies as a Democrat in what some are calling the ultimate game of 4D chess. Attorney General Merrick Garland was quick to apologize to Trump and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20599,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[41,404,39,1121,715,1113],"class_list":["post-20598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-crime","tag-democrat","tag-donald-trump","tag-justice-department","tag-nancy-pelosi","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20598\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}