raid<\/a> of Trump Tower after mistakenly believing they were about to investigate Epstein Island, predictably turning a blind eye to all the corruption they thought was probably going on inside.<\/p>\n“I thought we already demolished Epstein Island to get rid of all the evidence?” Asked a confused FBI agent while staring at Trump Tower. “Well we better leave this Epstein place alone, we wouldn’t want to actually investigate any real crimes. C’mon, fellas, let’s get out of here, I hear we still have a few pairs of Trump’s used underwear back at the office that needs investigating.”<\/p>\n
After quickly destroying Trump Tower to get rid of any possible Epstein client evidence, agents made their way back to the office where they put on Trump’s underwear while planning their next January 6 insurrection.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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