{"id":20013,"date":"2022-04-04T11:39:15","date_gmt":"2022-04-04T16:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=20013"},"modified":"2022-04-04T11:41:55","modified_gmt":"2022-04-04T16:41:55","slug":"florida-officials-warn-residents-of-giant-rodent-peeping-into-childrens-windows-at-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2022\/04\/04\/florida-officials-warn-residents-of-giant-rodent-peeping-into-childrens-windows-at-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Florida Officials Warn Residents Of Giant Rodent Peeping Into Children’s Windows At Night"},"content":{"rendered":"

ORLANDO, FLORIDA– Government officials in Florida are warning parents to be on the lookout for a very large rodent that’s been going around neighborhoods at night and peeping into the bedroom windows of children while they’re sleeping.<\/p>\n

Orlando police said they’ve received dozens of 911 calls from worried parents saying that an anthropomorphic mouse wearing red shorts and white gloves has been staring through their kid’s bedrooms during the night while telling the youngsters that it’s okay to be gay and change their genders without telling mom and dad.<\/p>\n

“We’re asking all parents to be extra cautious and cover their children’s windows at night,” said Chief of Police Gary Moosebottom. “The mouse suspect apparently waits until the parents are asleep and then tries grooming the children through their bedroom windows by telling them they shouldn’t listen to their mean parents or bad man Governor DeSantis about not discussing sexual topics.”<\/p>\n

After multiple visits by the peeping mouse<\/a>, one father installed a video camera inside his son’s bedroom and recorded the rascally rodent trying to coerce his 7-year-old son to come visit the rodent at Disney World where the young boy can learn about transitioning into a woman.<\/p>\n

“Hey there, little guy, it’s me again, your best friend Mickey Mouse,” said the mouse in a high-pitched voice on the video. “Your mommy and daddy don’t love you like I do. Little boys becoming a girl is so fun and magical. You should come have fun with me in my magical park and I’ll show you how to transition to a woman without mommy or daddy finding out.”<\/p>\n

UPDATE:<\/strong> After this article was written, it was reported that authorities had apprehended the alleged mouse peeper but then subsequently released the rodent after it said it was a Democrat who voted for Joe Biden and also supports vaccines, BLM, and Ukraine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ORLANDO, FLORIDA– Government officials in Florida are warning parents to be on the lookout for a very large rodent that’s been going around neighborhoods at night and peeping into the bedroom windows of children while they’re sleeping. Orlando police said they’ve received dozens of 911 calls from worried parents saying that an anthropomorphic mouse wearing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20014,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[538,626,84,1114,756],"class_list":["post-20013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-child","tag-disney","tag-police","tag-rated-pg","tag-sexual-abuse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20013\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}