WASHINGTON– Gas prices within the United States have gone up so much this past year that even President Joe Biden started placing the famous “I Did That” Biden stickers on gas pumps in protest of himself causing the fuel prices to skyrocket.<\/p>\n
While at a gas station filling the tank of his Corvette, Biden began weeping immensely once the price to fill his car’s gas tank was finally revealed, drawing the ire of the actual man responsible for the entire debacle.<\/p>\n
“Come on, man, the price of this gas is insane,” said Biden as he placed one of the stickers on the fuel dispenser. “Whoever is responsible for these high prices needs to be taken behind the woodshed and roughed up a little. And if it’s a girl, I’ll sniff every inch of her body until she lowers the cost of this gas.”<\/p>\n
Biden went on to say that his first order of business once he gets his daily blood transfusion is to have his federal agencies find out who’s been causing the country’s skyrocketing prices ever since January 20, 2021.<\/p>\n
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre later confirmed that Biden’s federal agencies discovered that the man responsible for the rising costs in America is in fact former President Donald Trump, citing the exact same physical similarities between Trump’s face and Biden’s face on the “I Did That” stickers<\/a>.<\/p>\n While shopping at the grocery store, Biden placed many more “I Did That” Biden stickers on empty shelves, promising to find the incompetent moron who was responsible for destroying the country in such a short amount of time. After placing a sticker on a $100 steak, Biden said, “I don’t think I’ll survive any more of this Trump presidency.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" WASHINGTON– Gas prices within the United States have gone up so much this past year that even President Joe Biden started placing the famous “I Did That” Biden stickers on gas pumps in protest of himself causing the fuel prices to skyrocket. While at a gas station filling the tank of his Corvette, Biden began […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19731,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[39,833,557,1113],"class_list":["post-19730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-donald-trump","tag-gas","tag-joe-biden","tag-rated-g"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19730\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}