{"id":19687,"date":"2022-03-03T15:08:12","date_gmt":"2022-03-03T20:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=19687"},"modified":"2022-03-03T15:08:12","modified_gmt":"2022-03-03T20:08:12","slug":"in-support-of-ukraine-biden-says-hell-only-take-8-percent-for-the-big-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2022\/03\/03\/in-support-of-ukraine-biden-says-hell-only-take-8-percent-for-the-big-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"In Support Of Ukraine, Biden Says He’ll Only Take 8 Percent For The Big Guy"},"content":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– In a rare and empathetic move to show support for Ukraine, Joe Biden said that he would only take an 8 percent cut of the profits from his son Hunter’s oil company, instead of the usual 10 percent for the Big Guy.<\/p>\n

“I did a lot of soul searching this morning,” said Biden the Big Guy, “and I don’t usually like giving up my money, but for the people of Ukraine I’ll only take 8 percent of the shady business deal money that I get through Ukraine instead of my usual 10 percent cut.”<\/p>\n

Hundreds of bots on Twitter praised President Biden’s kindness and selflessness by refusing the extra 2 percent of illegal money laundering cash that he takes in and said the Big Guy<\/a> should be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for his part in showing support for the European country now deemed the greatest nation in existence.<\/p>\n

President Zelensky of Ukraine thanked Biden for his generosity by posing for a few more staged photos of himself fighting space aliens and slaying dragons all in an effort to defeat Russia’s encroachment into the globalist’s shady business deals happening inside Ukraine.<\/p>\n

According to inside sources, Biden’s supposedly caring deed actually wasn’t as kindhearted as some were lead to believe, with the president just rerouting the other 2 percent from the Big Guy to his new nomenclature the Little Guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– In a rare and empathetic move to show support for Ukraine, Joe Biden said that he would only take an 8 percent cut of the profits from his son Hunter’s oil company, instead of the usual 10 percent for the Big Guy. “I did a lot of soul searching this morning,” said Biden the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19689,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[557,1113,219],"class_list":["post-19687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-joe-biden","tag-rated-g","tag-russia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19687\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}