{"id":19094,"date":"2022-01-26T11:13:57","date_gmt":"2022-01-26T16:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=19094"},"modified":"2022-01-26T11:13:57","modified_gmt":"2022-01-26T16:13:57","slug":"dangerous-lab-monkey-that-escaped-from-pennsylvania-truck-crash-spotted-in-washington-dc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2022\/01\/26\/dangerous-lab-monkey-that-escaped-from-pennsylvania-truck-crash-spotted-in-washington-dc\/","title":{"rendered":"Dangerous Lab Monkey That Escaped From Pennsylvania Truck Crash Spotted In Washington, DC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; After three lab monkeys escaped their trailer when the delivery truck crashed on a Pennsylvania highway, one of the most dangerous primates was spotted in Washington, DC giving an interview on C-SPAN Thursday morning while posing as a legitimate physician.<\/p>\n<p>According to various sources, the escaped lab monkey that was spotted in Washington is named <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2022\/01\/13\/fauci-says-more-dog-testing-experiments-are-needed-to-better-understand-origin-of-covid\/\">Anthony Fauci<\/a> and he was hired by the CDC due to his expertise at monkeying around with people&#8217;s lives for bananas.<\/p>\n<p>A total of 100 macaque monkeys was on its way to the CDC to be sworn in as future physicians, but a collision caused three of the <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2019\/03\/12\/meet-the-worlds-first-chimpanzee-chiropractor\/\">hairy doctors<\/a> to escape. Two of the primates ended up getting hired at CNN as medical experts while the other monkey was seen on the C-SPAN news network hissing and biting a woman&#8217;s neck as he spoke about COVID vaccines.<\/p>\n<p>The woman immediately became ill after getting bitten by little Anthony Fauci and had to be euthanized.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fortunately, the crash site has been contained and all our monkey physicians have been accounted for,&#8221; said a CDC representative after all the human witnesses disappeared mysteriously. &#8220;Any humans that came into contact with the monkeys were quickly euthanized to avoid exposing our primates to any of their human germs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Authorities are warning people to stay away from the rabid Anthony Fauci monkey and also not to feed it or take any of its medical advice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; After three lab monkeys escaped their trailer when the delivery truck crashed on a Pennsylvania highway, one of the most dangerous primates was spotted in Washington, DC giving an interview on C-SPAN Thursday morning while posing as a legitimate physician. According to various sources, the escaped lab monkey that was spotted in Washington is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19096,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[1326,1319,260,1114,784,166],"class_list":["post-19094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-cdc","tag-dr-fauci","tag-monkey","tag-rated-pg","tag-vaccine","tag-virus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19094\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}