{"id":1875,"date":"2016-05-12T20:20:15","date_gmt":"2016-05-13T01:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=1875"},"modified":"2026-01-04T14:08:56","modified_gmt":"2026-01-04T19:08:56","slug":"moron-calls-another-moron-a-moron-says-moron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2016\/05\/12\/moron-calls-another-moron-a-moron-says-moron\/","title":{"rendered":"Moron Calls Another Moron A Moron, Says Moron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SYRACUSE, NEW YORK&#8211; Three morons tied\u00a0up traffic today in the middle of Main Street during rush hour, causing a twelve car pileup\u00a0and four fatalities. Police were called to the scene after one moron stated that another moron called another moron a moron.<\/p>\n<p>According to the official police report, Butch Rocco, a semiretired moron, said that 42\u00a0year old full-time moron Ralph Vinetti called another younger moron, 33\u00a0year old Mario Brucca a moron.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The third moron is our key witness,&#8221; Syracuse police Captain Walter Mitty told Channel 9 News reporters. &#8220;Apparently, the first moron walked in front of the second moron&#8217;s car, which angered the second moron and caused him to call the first moron a moron. That&#8217;s when all heck broke loose.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In a lengthy report assembled last week by the Federal Bureau of Investigation after coming off a two month-long vacation, <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/01\/genius-kid-teaches-idiot-democrat-congressman-how-to-use-fire-alarm\/\">morons<\/a> calling other morons a moron have increased 31% in Syracuse alone since last year. These statistics reflect the count during normal business hours, but are subject to rules and regulations of the FBI&#8217;s Uniform Crime Reports guidelines.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Syracuse police are working with all the\u00a0morons\u00a0involved to get this straightened out,&#8221; Captain Mitty said. &#8220;Due to the rise in moronic activity, our department will be increasing officer presence on the streets and will also take extra training courses on spotting morons and getting them off the streets before they cause any non-morons serious damage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Syracuse police have asked for the non-moronic public&#8217;s assistance by calling 911 whenever morons are seen committing moronic acts. Non-morons are also warned to stay off the streets during the day\u00a0when morons are usually wandering around in larger groups due to not knowing where they are going, where they came from, or how they got there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SYRACUSE, NEW YORK&#8211; Three morons tied\u00a0up traffic today in the middle of Main Street during rush hour, causing a twelve car pileup\u00a0and four fatalities. Police were called to the scene after one moron stated that another moron called another moron a moron. According to the official police report, Butch Rocco, a semiretired moron, said that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24656,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[276,239,41,234,180,1120,275,399,84,1114],"class_list":["post-1875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-u-s-news","tag-276","tag-automobiles","tag-crime","tag-discrimination","tag-fbi","tag-highway","tag-moron","tag-name-calling","tag-police","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1875\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}