{"id":18285,"date":"2021-12-22T14:41:53","date_gmt":"2021-12-22T19:41:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=18285"},"modified":"2021-12-23T16:34:25","modified_gmt":"2021-12-23T21:34:25","slug":"mad-scientist-fauci-taunts-his-victims-by-wearing-dog-costume-during-latest-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2021\/12\/22\/mad-scientist-fauci-taunts-his-victims-by-wearing-dog-costume-during-latest-interview\/","title":{"rendered":"Mad Scientist Fauci Taunts His Victims By Wearing Dog Costume During Latest Interview"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BETHESDA, MARYLAND&#8211; As if millions of Americans weren&#8217;t already disgusted by his gruesome experiments on canines, Dr. Fauci decided the thrill of the kill wasn&#8217;t enough and that he needed to taunt his victims even further by wearing a dog costume during a recent interview.<\/p>\n<p>While giving his fifty thousandth CNN interview Wednesday about the public&#8217;s need to wear ninety-nine masks while alone in their vehicle, the <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2021\/12\/03\/anthony-fauci-slams-fox-news-for-not-exterminating-lara-logan-for-comparing-him-to-nazi-doctor\/\">costumed Fauci<\/a> stated that more <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2021\/10\/25\/thousands-of-dogs-crap-on-dr-faucis-lawn-in-solidarity-after-hearing-about-his-canine-testing-experiments\/\">experimental dog research<\/a> needs to be done to better understand the mysterious Omicron variant.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve been working like a dog trying to find a cure for this new variant,&#8221; said Fauci as he stuck out his tongue and panted. &#8220;People need to wear as many masks as possible or they&#8217;ll be as sick as a dog. This is a dog-eat-dog world and only the most vaccinated will survive.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_18322\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18322\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-18322\" src=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/DrFauciDogCostume3-min.jpg\" alt=\"Dr. Fauci wearing a gray dog costume in front of video camera.\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" title=\"\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-18322\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dr. Fauci urinated on his own carpet on live TV as a way to mess with the heads of dogs everywhere. Daily Soak blurred the image to not give Fauci the satisfaction of playing mind games with any of our canine readers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>After growling at the host, Fauci lifted up his leg and then urinated on the carpet, saying, &#8220;We can&#8217;t just let sleeping dogs lie here. We have to attack this virus head on and not just simply call off the dogs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When asked by the host how <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2021\/11\/19\/dr-fauci-praises-china-for-brutally-murdering-dogs-to-stop-spread-of-dreaded-covid-19\/\">mutilating puppies<\/a> helps to better understand COVID, Fauci smiled and howled at the ceiling while scratching himself with his foot.<\/p>\n<p>According to several sources, Joe Biden&#8217;s new White House puppy Commander has mysteriously gone missing only moments before witnesses saw Fauci fleeing the scene while driving a large, white dog catcher truck.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Mad Scientist Fauci Taunts His Victims By Wearing Dog Costume During Latest Interview | Satire\" width=\"1240\" height=\"698\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QVA30Q3zFr8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BETHESDA, MARYLAND&#8211; As if millions of Americans weren&#8217;t already disgusted by his gruesome experiments on canines, Dr. Fauci decided the thrill of the kill wasn&#8217;t enough and that he needed to taunt his victims even further by wearing a dog costume during a recent interview. 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