SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA– A new groundbreaking\u00a0animal act that’s been touring the world over the last three months\u00a0is now\u00a0coming to the San Diego Zoo for one week only. Tickets for this week’s shows have already sold out and media outlets are calling this one of the most exciting\u00a0animal shows on earth.<\/p>\n
The Monkeys In Lasting Friendship exhibit, or M.I.L.F. for short, consists of a trio of highly trained green monkeys that prance around their cages and pick at each others scalps. It took the M.I.L.F.\u00a0handlers five years to train the mischievous monkeys to pick at each other’s heads, eat bananas, and have intercourse all on cue.<\/p>\n
Steven Owens, one of the monkey handlers, told reporters that it was a daunting task just trying to get the monkeys to cooperate with their human counterparts.<\/p>\n
“People don’t realize what goes on behind the scenes,” he said, holding Leia’s\u00a0hairy hand. “It took eight years of college and ten years of internship to be able to train these monkeys to do what most people think comes naturally to them.”<\/p>\n
According to Owens, monkeys Luke and Leia are siblings, and Han was brought in to join forces with the other two.<\/p>\n
“Han’s sort of \u00a0a scoundrel,” said Owens as Luke started having intercourse with Leia for the cameras. “Even though it took us two years to get Han to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, he finally saved Luke and Leia at the end.”<\/p>\n
Anyone who hasn’t\u00a0purchased their\u00a0tickets for Monkeys In Lasting Friendship is\u00a0unfortunately\u00a0out of luck. The show sold out within three hours and a statement on the M.I.L.F. Facebook page says that the next show in California won’t be until early next year.<\/p>\n
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