{"id":17064,"date":"2021-11-20T12:57:13","date_gmt":"2021-11-20T17:57:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=17064"},"modified":"2021-12-10T13:26:22","modified_gmt":"2021-12-10T18:26:22","slug":"biden-recovering-after-getting-obamas-arm-removed-from-his-butt-during-recent-colonoscopy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/20\/biden-recovering-after-getting-obamas-arm-removed-from-his-butt-during-recent-colonoscopy\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden Recovering After Getting Obama&#8217;s Arm Removed From His Butt During Recent Colonoscopy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BETHESDA, MARYLAND&#8211; While Joe Biden was under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy, surgeons discovered Barack Obama&#8217;s arm stuck up inside the president&#8217;s body cavity where it was controlling and making all the decisions for the current Commander-in-Chief.<\/p>\n<p>Once surgeons removed former <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2020\/08\/20\/cnn-millions-of-people-cured-of-cancer-after-listening-to-obamas-divine-democratic-convention-speech\/\">President Obama&#8217;s arm<\/a> from his anus, Biden was said to be suffering from some type of post-surgical amnesia, asking medical staff who and where he was and how he got there now that his actual brain had been excised.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Apparently the arm was controlling all of the president&#8217;s movements and decisions,&#8221; said head surgeon from the Walter Reed Medical Center as a confused Biden repeatedly walked into the wall as though he were an NPC video game character. &#8220;In my professional medical opinion, it would appear that President Biden has no functioning brain capacity of his own and requires Obama&#8217;s arm to be able to run the country.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_17067\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17067\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17067\" src=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/JoeBidenObamaArm2-min.jpg\" alt=\"Joe Biden x-ray of his pelvis after colonoscopy.\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" title=\"\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17067\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">An x-ray of Biden&#8217;s pelvic area showed the large mass that prevented physicians from performing the surgical procedure.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Even though <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2021\/02\/20\/tearful-obama-inconsolable-after-biden-takes-his-place-as-americas-worst-president\/\">Biden<\/a> has made a full physical recovery, he can no longer mentally perform his job as president and has scheduled a follow-up surgery for next week to have Obama&#8217;s arm surgically implanted back into his colon.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime while waiting for his upcoming surgery, Biden will temporarily transfer power over to Kamala Harris where she will have Obama&#8217;s other arm shoved into her to be controlled like a puppet<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Biden Recovering After Getting Obama\u2019s Arm Removed From His Butt During Recent Colonoscopy\" width=\"1240\" height=\"698\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1Td31lVqig0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BETHESDA, MARYLAND&#8211; While Joe Biden was under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy, surgeons discovered Barack Obama&#8217;s arm stuck up inside the president&#8217;s body cavity where it was controlling and making all the decisions for the current Commander-in-Chief. 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